Archive - I don't believe in astrology

The Fallies 🍃🍂🍁

There should be awards for seasons this horrid

Sep 26, 2023 •

August 2023

Where has all the panzanella gone? 🍅

Sung to the tune of Paula Cole's "Where Have All the Cowboys Gone?"

Aug 23, 2023 •

April 2021

A tick-tock of this Scorpio full moon

In a fallow period but felt compelled to share this

Apr 26, 2021 •

February 2021

The Valentine's Day Episode 💖

The only holiday that matters to me ❄

Feb 14, 2021 •

The lies we tell our peers

Happy Groundhog Day

Feb 1, 2021 •

August 2020

The Virgos are here 🌾

And they're already complaining

Aug 23, 2020 •

Horoscopes and a correction 😯

First time ever admitting a mistake. It was cool!

Aug 17, 2020 •

Love you to the moon and to Saturn 💫

Wet pussy, folklore, astrology 💦🌲✨

Aug 8, 2020 •

April 2020

Astrology without the virus 😷

We're alone in the universe 👽

Apr 5, 2020 •

January 2020

Too scared to be an Aquar

🌎👽💦☁🏺♒

Jan 25, 2020 •

November 2019

This new moon is huge 🌑

And it wants you to get everything 💖

Nov 26, 2019 •

A full moon that will actually satisfy you

It wouldn't be Taurus if it weren't decadent... 🥧

Nov 12, 2019 •

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