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The Fallies 🍃🍂🍁
There should be awards for seasons this horrid
Sep 26, 2023 • Kiki Takhan

August 2023

Where has all the panzanella gone? 🍅
Sung to the tune of Paula Cole's "Where Have All the Cowboys Gone?"
Aug 23, 2023 • Kiki Takhan

April 2021

A tick-tock of this Scorpio full moon
In a fallow period but felt compelled to share this
Apr 26, 2021 • Kiki Takhan

February 2021

The Valentine's Day Episode 💖
The only holiday that matters to me ❄
Feb 14, 2021 • Kiki Takhan
The lies we tell our peers
Happy Groundhog Day
Feb 1, 2021 • Kiki Takhan

August 2020

The Virgos are here 🌾
And they're already complaining
Aug 23, 2020 • Kiki Takhan
Horoscopes and a correction 😯
First time ever admitting a mistake. It was cool!
Aug 17, 2020 • Kiki Takhan
Love you to the moon and to Saturn 💫
Wet pussy, folklore, astrology 💦🌲✨
Aug 8, 2020 • Kiki Takhan

April 2020

Astrology without the virus 😷
We're alone in the universe 👽
Apr 5, 2020 • Kiki Takhan

January 2020

Too scared to be an Aquar
🌎👽💦☁🏺♒
Jan 25, 2020 • Kiki Takhan

November 2019

This new moon is huge 🌑
And it wants you to get everything 💖
Nov 26, 2019 • Kiki Takhan
A full moon that will actually satisfy you
It wouldn't be Taurus if it weren't decadent... 🥧
Nov 12, 2019 • Kiki Takhan
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